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Hey Guys. Chicks are up for nookie almost as often as you are. But she has to know that you aren’t out *just* to nail her..Here’s a test as to whether or not she likes you enough to nail you. (or do this, and she will) Go to a house party…both of you get drunk…if you don’t push yourself on her, and actually help her sleep(cuddle, what have you) you are in. Really not that hard to wait the extra 24 hours to get respectable pussy for life, now is it??
I’m hoping Twitter being down for the National Lampoon Twitter Awards is part of an opening joke or some shit.
Hank Williams Jr. made an ass out of himself. But he wasn’t alone.
Talk about a Scapegoat…
How about we go back to my place? There won’t be anyone there. I’ll turn the lights down low, put a little mood music on, maybe some Zeppelin, “You Shook Me,” we can both get naked and I’ll fill a bathtub full of warm baked beans, we’ll get in, and I’ll slap your tittes silly with a monkfish. Whaddaya say?
This hasn’t worked yet.