Titanic’s Final Facebook Posts
Read the rest of the hilariously heartbreaking threads here.
Sometimes I will have an idea for a joke or I’ll come up with late at night or I’ll jot something down first thing in the morning when I wake up and have no idea what it means later. Here are ten of those half written tweets that I will never finsih.
1. Orlando Bloom as Legolas in my ass…
Sometimes I will have an idea for a joke or I’ll come up with late at night or I’ll jot something down first thing in the morning when I wake up and have no idea what it means later. Here are ten of those half written tweets that I will never finsih.
1. Orlando Bloom as Legolas in my ass…
Your Welcome
Hey Guys. Chicks are up for nookie almost as often as you are. But she has to know that you aren’t out *just* to nail her..Here’s a test as to whether or not she likes you enough to nail you. (or do this, and she will) Go to a house party…both of you get drunk…if you don’t push yourself on her, and actually help her sleep(cuddle, what have you) you are in. Really not that hard to wait the extra 24 hours to get respectable pussy for life, now is it??
REALLY???
I’m hoping Twitter being down for the National Lampoon Twitter Awards is part of an opening joke or some shit.
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Hank Williams Jr. made an ass out of himself. But he wasn’t alone.
Talk about a Scapegoat…
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The Worst Pick-Up Line Ever
How about we go back to my place? There won’t be anyone there. I’ll turn the lights down low, put a little mood music on, maybe some Zeppelin, “You Shook Me,” we can both get naked and I’ll fill a bathtub full of warm baked beans, we’ll get in, and I’ll slap your tittes silly with a monkfish. Whaddaya say?
This hasn’t worked yet.
Yet.
